In the car this morning...

Kiddo: Daddy, who's your favorite Fraggle Rock character?
Hubby: Oh, I don't know. I like Gobo and Wembley, Sprocket and the Doozers... *list continues* ...Why, which characters do you like?
Kiddo: I love the child Gorg. But the talking trash heap...she's creepy.
Hubby: She's creepy?
Kiddo: *lifts hands, making a what-the-hell-are-you-on face* Yeah...she's a talking pile of garbage.

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Me: Mikey, you'll find a lot of people in real life are like that.

Hubby: *doubles over the steering wheel laughing*