Appointments made. Dammit.
Jan. 16th, 2019 08:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
psyche29So I made the fricking follow-up appointments on Monday. I see the OBGYN on Friday. There are currently nine people living who have seen my wahoo, and I am loathing the thought of adding to that number.
The ER doc and nurse on Saturday both had a good laugh when they tried to alleviate my apprehension by saying, "It's just a vagina," and I replied, "Yeah, but it's MINE."
Look, I just don't feel like anyone's face or fingers or anything should be in my most private damn area, thankyouverymuch. I don't give a flying fart if you're a doctor who sees them all day long or not. This one is mine and no one else's, ever.
I also see a regular doctor to establish primary care next Monday. I've never had a regular doctor. We can count on one hand the number of times I've seen a doctor since we got married; it's safe to say I make it a point NOT to go to a doctor. I'll get poked yet again there - oh goody, more crying in store for me. Swear to Harry, if she wants to look at my wahoo I'm telling her to take a flying leap.
The ER doc and nurse on Saturday both had a good laugh when they tried to alleviate my apprehension by saying, "It's just a vagina," and I replied, "Yeah, but it's MINE."
Look, I just don't feel like anyone's face or fingers or anything should be in my most private damn area, thankyouverymuch. I don't give a flying fart if you're a doctor who sees them all day long or not. This one is mine and no one else's, ever.
I also see a regular doctor to establish primary care next Monday. I've never had a regular doctor. We can count on one hand the number of times I've seen a doctor since we got married; it's safe to say I make it a point NOT to go to a doctor. I'll get poked yet again there - oh goody, more crying in store for me. Swear to Harry, if she wants to look at my wahoo I'm telling her to take a flying leap.
