Any quick remedies for intense pain? That don't require needles?

I hatehatehatehate HATE pain.

Especially when it's in my side, from just under my shoulder blade stretching along the rib around to the front just under the breast. This is the second time in just over a month, and it's ridiculous.

I can hardly breathe properly - yawning and deep breathing make me see stars. And, of course, the only position it doesn't hurt in is lying on that side. *rolls eyes* Go figure.

Going to the chiropractor a little later - let them adjust and massage the hell out of it, then come back home and lie on ice some more. *sigh* Ahh, well.

A couple of stolen memes:

( Stolen from mugglesrock18 )

And stolen from kazzy24:

Paranoia meme

1. Tell 10 people on your flist what you always wanted to tell them, but were too scared to.
2. You mustn't name the persons.
3. You mustn't deny or confirm any guesses.

Except since I only have ten people ON my F-list, one of whom isn't even on LJ anymore, I'm just going to do five people.

( Guess all you like, I'm not telling! )