I wasn't gonna do this...

But my results were so amusing, I decided I had to share! *ROTFL*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I put money in roach_rem76's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I helped kazzy24 across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, capella_black (-5000 points). Last Wednesday fredchikk and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5036 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, psyche29

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So...

We're sitting here watching something with Frank Caliendo on TBS, which is funny in and of itself.

Mikey is sitting at the desk with a pad of paper and a blue highlighter, occasionally turning around and asking us how to spell different things. We told him after the third one to sound it out, not stopping to realize he was composing his latest "poll of the day."

So now he just asked us his question and gave us our choices, and we just about died laughing. It's not so much the question, but our choice of answers. So here - I present to you today's poll, complete with the only answers available:

[Poll #1090105]

*LMAO*

Is anybody else wondering WTF "regular" cheese is? *LOL*

We asked - in between gasps of laughter - and Mikey gave us a look that plainly said we are morons and answered, "Uh, the square kind." He means, of course, American cheese, which we buy in large packages of singles for sandwiches.

*dies*