A quick meme before bed, that's all it takes for a giggle.

This cracked me up so much, I had to do it myself!

Dear Sarah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the incarnation as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Kim

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