Some days, I hate being female.

[psyche29]

I'm descending into revolting, decidedly female issues here, so if you're very squeamish or easily grossed out, I don't suggest clicking the linky.

WTF, period?

Honestly. A few months of simple, easy periods. Then this month. I have cramps, both in the abdomen and in my lower back. And every time I sneeze (which apparently is happening a lot today), I squish. I H.A.T.E. that.

Most females probably know what I mean by "squish," but for those of you who don't, allow me to be disgusting for a minute here and explain: YOU KNOW, WHEN A FEW NASTY GOBS OF TISSUE COME OUT, TOO. THE GOOEY, ICKY WADS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DISEASED.

I've been doing that a lot over the last five days. I hate having to waddle to the bathroom to clean up....especially at work.

And I don't have any tampons here to help curb the squish factor - rarely use them anyway, but still...

I know other women have far deeper problems than I do when it comes to reproductive organs, but Christ in a sidecar, does anybody want mine? *sulks*

Comments

[kazzy24.livejournal.com]

I giggle because I very much empathise with you right now :p

[psyche29.livejournal.com]

No worries, I do the same when others complain because I can usually sympathize! *lol*